belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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