Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
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God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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