I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
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woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
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I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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