it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
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It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
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I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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