I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
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Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
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Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.