Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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