so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
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Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I will be naked everywhere
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
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It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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