We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
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he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
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It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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