Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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