talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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