How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
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its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
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Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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