Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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