my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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