yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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