yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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