idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
porn star boner night. come get it.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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