just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
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Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
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do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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