I smell stomach acid.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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