Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
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My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
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She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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