So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
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There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
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I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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