what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I understand Curling. That high.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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