I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
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I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
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He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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