your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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