Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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