A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
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