every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
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let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
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He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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