You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
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the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
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Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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