Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
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Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
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If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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