I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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