dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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