Christians are straight up FREAKS
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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