if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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