put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
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bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Blood and glitter go together right?
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I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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