i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
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im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
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theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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