Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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