just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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