How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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