I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
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dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
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Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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