i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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