So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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