just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
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You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
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You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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