K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
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You. Win. At. Life.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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