She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
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On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
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Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I touched a dick in church today
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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