Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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