last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
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Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
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She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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