why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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