She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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