Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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