You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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