YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Just fell off a train. Bad.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Randomize
