i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
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he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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