Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
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Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
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It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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