A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
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I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
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Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
COCAINE IS GR8
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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