i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
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I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
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I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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