is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
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he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
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She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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