why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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